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Kann ich nicht drüber lachen.
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Regeln
- Keine Schockflashs oder -bilder oder Bilder oder Videos, die einzig und allein den Zweck haben, anderen auf den Wecker zu gehen
- Keine Videos von Unfällen oder Prügeleien (egal, ob Tiere oder Menschen)
- Kein Leninismus
- Videolinks nur mit Beschreibung - aber bitte ohne die Pointe zu verraten
- Schaut doch bitteschön zumindest die letzten 2-3 Seiten durch, ob's schon mal da war
- Kein Highscoregespamme
- Vorsicht bei Wasserzeichen in Bildern
- Kein Post ohne Fun!
- Keine Bilder von Leuten posten, ohne deren ausdrückliche Erlaubnis
- Keine Geschlechtsteile von Leuten posten, auch NICHT mit Erlaubnis
- Kein Mimimi!
- Vorsicht vor "falschem Content"! 12 Schwerverletzte und ein Toter sind genug!
- Raths abtasten
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Langer Text, lohnt sich
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People who had sexual relationship with their siblings, what's your story?
| | First of all, - just for some background: My Mum died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into too many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her.
But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone.
It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von juckrebel am 30.11.2016 13:37]
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Too obvious.
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von TheRealHawk am 30.11.2016 14:04]
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Ich vermute das Motto wurde bewusst so gewählt. Raffen die lachschon kaschper nur net.
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Was geht eigentlich bei amerikanischen Autos, dass die alles kaputt fahren.
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| | Zitat von Armag3ddon
Was geht eigentlich bei amerikanischen Autosfahrern, dass die alles kaputt fahren.
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FYP.
edit: n1 Rockford Wende zum Schluss.
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Aspe am 30.11.2016 16:30]
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roothaarig hat noch keinen gestört?
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'Murica
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von sinister.sinner am 30.11.2016 17:55]
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Warum ist das so gut? 
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Weil du ein bißchen komisch bist?
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Korrigiert er den den zurückerhaltenen Brief oder warum plötzlich der blaue Stift? 
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Murica am 30.11.2016 18:32]
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| | Zitat von Smolletov
Flach- oder Tiefspüler?
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| Thema: Funthread ( Kann ich nicht drüber lachen. ) |
