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Es gibt Leute welche Mao-Shirts tragen?
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Und wieso erwähnt man Che mit Mao? Der spielt eher so in der Stalin/Hitler Liga.
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Unter den vielen intensiven Gefühlen, die dieses großartige Stück bei mir ausgelöst hat, war "Fun" nicht präsent. Selten ist es wohl jemandem gelungen, Kulturindustrie derart massentauglich, frontal und trefferblitzend anzugreifen wie Böhmi es hier abgeliefert hat. Ob's was ändert - keine Ahnung. Dennoch chapeau und mehr davon.
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Mal Wein der hessischen Staatsweingüter gekauft?
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*chr* Därr goote Wain aus däm Kloster Äberbach!
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Mal Wein der hessischen Staatsweingüter gekauft?
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*chr* Därr goote Wain aus däm Kloster Äberbach!
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*chrrr* Copy that. Over and out *chrrr*
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Mal Wein der hessischen Staatsweingüter gekauft?
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*chr* Därr goote Wain aus däm Kloster Äberbach!
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die im Eberbach wissen generell doch ganz gut wie man zünftig säuft, oder? Kommt da nicht auch irgendwas gut bieriges her?
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Geilo. 
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oh gott
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Unfallgifs
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Mal Wein der hessischen Staatsweingüter gekauft?
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Mit dem Reichsadler? Klar, sogar getrunken. Der Kater am nächsten morgen war auch mit Aspirin und Rollmops nicht zu HEILen 
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Cain kann das sicher so bestätigen.
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Ich lolte, aber gibt Abzüge in der B-Note für ein Mangel an Deja Vu und Drifts.
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Genau so stelle ich mir den Blitzkrieg vor. 
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 3 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Kobayashi am 07.04.2017 7:49]
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Ich lolte, aber gibt Abzüge in der B-Note für ein Mangel an Deja Vu und Drifts.
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Hat definitiv gefehlt.
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Faaaaake! Die Ente wurde geworfen!
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Fake kann ja bald wer schreien. Wo ist dein Beweis? Ha? WO?
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Fake kann ja bald wer schreien. Wo ist dein Beweis? Ha? WO?
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| | That was the most obviously thrown duck in the history of thrown ducks.
Think of how easily this bird could have broken its wing. These guys are douche-bags for doing this.
EDIT: Down-votes??? You people know nothing about how ducks fly if you think this duck wasn't thrown. There is no way in hell that duck wasn't thrown by someone standing off-camera.
Also, why do you think the cameraman ANTICIPATED something flying in from camera-left (notice how he doesn't turn the camera to where the first guy is looking, but instead frames-up the second guy with a ton of lead-space for something to enter from the left - and, in a dead-give-away, he over-compensates and leaves too much lead-room before correcting it slightly)??? Is the cameraman psychic?!! Does he somehow know that a wild animal is going to fly into his exact shot? No, he knew what shot to frame-up because this was all planned out and the duck was fucking thrown.
Oh, forgot to mention... I've worked as a professional camera-operator, so I know that this shot is fake (it was all planned and directed, not shot live by-the-seat-of-your-pants as it's portrayed).
ANOTHER EDIT: Oh, here's another way to tell that this is fake and the duck was thrown... Count how many seconds elapse between the first guy seeing the in-coming duck - and the duck arriving. By my count, there's at least 4 seconds between the two events. Ducks fly at roughly 40 to 60mph. In an attack, it would be going as fast as possible, so 60mph. 4 seconds means that the duck was 352 feet away when the guy saw it and said 'OH SHIT, DUCK!!!' 352 feet away!
He saw an incoming attack-duck 352 feet away and warned his friend.
Bullshit! That duck was thrown. These guys are douche-bags.
YET ANOTHER EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Here are a few more reasons why I believe the duck was thrown (cut-and-pasted from a comment below):
The first guy's eye-line does not appear to match the trajectory of the in-coming bird (he's looking way up in the sky, but the bird comes in more horizontal). Which means he was given an eye-line (he was directed where to look). And, where he's looking just happens to be the best place for the camera-angle. What a coincidence!
Speaking of eyes... It's impossible for humans to smoothly track an invisible object with their eyes (the eyes flutter from one place to another, the only way to get smooth eye-movements is to have the person look at a real, moving object). The first guy's eyes do not appear to be tracking a moving object.
Going further still, given the guy's eye-line, the duck was in a rather steep dive. This means that it would probably have been going a lot faster than I estimated, meaning it was a lot further away than 352 feet when he first saw it.
As it flies in for the 'attack', the duck is trying to arrest it's horizontal motion (as if it was thrown), and not both it's horizontal and vertical motion (as if it was attacking at high speed from above).
The duck is attacking chest-first from human-chest-height (exactly the orientation and height it would be coming from if a standing human was holding it with both hands and throwing it like a chest-pass in basketball).
The in-coming duck doesn't appear to have it's talons out for an attack, it flies in kind of chest-first. In fact, ducks don't have talons. They have webbed-feet (and, as such, would probably not attack like this).
The camera-man appears to intentionally avoid pointing the camera left (where the bird-thrower would be).
In a real situation, the camera-man would have taken his eye off of the eye-piece and looked behind him to see if he was safe, while keeping the camera pointed at the subject. I see no evidence of this happening. The camera-man seems to have known he was safe the entire time. | |
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Der Hammer macht mich fertig.
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Mehr von denen?
e: Gefunden. Fuck yeah Goethe Comics
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 2 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Randbauer am 07.04.2017 12:20]
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Es wurde deliviert. o/
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@Gensu
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Mich triggert das kaputte Layout auch.
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so schlimm ist ihr Gesicht aber nun nicht.
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| Thema: Funthread ( Fake fun! Very sad! ) |
