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scheiße, die macht mir Angst D:
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so geil. 
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Hey Parax, schön, dass du in der Zukunft angekommen bist.
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Ah, Rassismus.is.fun, ja?
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Hey Parax, schön, dass du in der Zukunft angekommen bist.
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Den Guido Jesus kannt ich schon, nur halt noch nicht den einen Spruch.
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Naja, aber genau dieser Spruch ist halt ein alter Klassiker Aber ist schon ok 
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| | Zitat von _Kiddo_
scheiße, die macht mir Angst D:
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Brutal, die ersten paar Sekunden vom Video
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| | Zitat von _Kiddo_
scheiße, die macht mir Angst D:
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"If I was your girlfriend / I’d never let you leave / without a small recording device / taped under your sleeve
I’ll always be checking up on you / Hey, boy, who you talking to? / Spend a day with your girl, I’ll be calling you my husband.”
YouTuber wzr0713’s parody song, marked by its clingly, stalker-like lyrics, instantly drew attention from the viewers on YouTube and Reddit, many of whom wondered about the girl’s true intention behind making the video. In less than 48 hours of upload, the video received more than 1.35 million views.
Immerhin meint sie es nicht ernst.
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Nen schrägen Humor hat sie ja. Ich find sie cool.
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| | Zitat von Fat Toni
| | Zitat von _Kiddo_
scheiße, die macht mir Angst D:
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"If I was your girlfriend / I’d never let you leave / without a small recording device / taped under your sleeve
I’ll always be checking up on you / Hey, boy, who you talking to? / Spend a day with your girl, I’ll be calling you my husband.”
YouTuber wzr0713’s parody song, marked by its clingly, stalker-like lyrics, instantly drew attention from the viewers on YouTube and Reddit, many of whom wondered about the girl’s true intention behind making the video. In less than 48 hours of upload, the video received more than 1.35 million views.
Immerhin meint sie es nicht ernst.
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Danke Hauptmann Offensichtlich!
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Aspe am 11.06.2012 23:35]
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Nen schrägen Humor hat sie ja. Ich find sie cool.
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Hell i'd still hit it
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| | Zitat von Xerxes-3.0
Nen schrägen Humor hat sie ja. Ich find sie cool.
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ich auch. ausserdem ist sie eine der wenigen frauen auf YT die nicht mit titten views machen wollen.
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Gesicht geht aber sie ist bestimmt fett.
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von IceTom am 11.06.2012 23:41]
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Danke Hauptmann Offensichtlich!
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Stets zu Diensten!
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Gesicht geht aber sie ist bestimmt Boba Fett.
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Meinten Sie: Jabba The Hutt?
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ich wollte irgend einen Namen mit Fett einbauen aber hab dann gemerkt dass es irgendwie kontraproduktiv ist
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| | Zitat von Xerxes-3.0
Nen schrägen Humor hat sie ja. Ich find sie cool.
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ich auch. ausserdem ist sie eine der wenigen frauen auf YT die nicht mit titten views machen wollen.
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Gesten und Mimik bei 40s sind ziemlich geil. <3
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Wenn man sowieso sagt "In Deutschland" und "In der Heimat" muss man sich ja nicht wundern, wenn man in Deutschland nicht akzeptiert wird. ;o
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Die Augen, ich kann nicht weggucken D:
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Danzelot am 11.06.2012 23:55]
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das is so geil, dass der typ alle paar monate wieder auftaucht und sich wer drüber erheitern kann
btw: no offence
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Sure if not want.
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Singen kann sie nicht aber das ist schon verdammt witzig.
E-Street... No retreat, no surrender
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Neo Nicolai? 
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Ich muss es einfach mal hierher kopieren, weil es so verdammt krank und lustig ist.
Aus dem reddit Thread "What is the grossest, most regrettable thing you have done sexually?"
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TL;DR - I DP'ed a girl using my dick and a turd in a condom. | |
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Das ist so herrlich doof. Warum lache ich darüber?
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Vor allem wenn die ganzen Kinder namens Neo-Adrian, Malva-Stine Quintessa, Joe-Heinzbert und Rosario-Justin dann Anna und Markus mobben - weil die so komische Namen haben. | |
Deine Namenskreationen sind aber wirklich auch vom feinsten. 
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von SirHenry am 12.06.2012 3:16]
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