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PFANNZRED!! \o/
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ORF steht für Oaschloch Rundfunk. Eigentlich ziemlich geiler Rap, ob des Slangs aber auch irgendwie witzig. Die Vamummtn
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Es macht wieder einen Sinn den PC zu starten! <3
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| | Zitat von Maiszünsler
ORF steht für Oaschloch Rundfunk. Eigentlich ziemlich geiler Rap, ob des Slangs aber auch irgendwie witzig. Die Vamummtn
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oam bloosn, bitsch.
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Es hobts des Oaschloch wundbumst!
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How to tick people off
1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
16. Staple pages in the middle of the page.
17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise.
18. Honk and wave to strangers.
19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints at the cash register.
20. TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
21. type only in lowercase.
22. dont use any punctuation either
23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
"DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
"What?"
"Never mind, it's gone now."
25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
26. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
27. Ask people what gender they are.
28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
29. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
30. Sing along at the opera.
31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von smoo am 15.07.2009 12:58]
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Nicht übertreiben mit den Ruthes ... der mit den Dinos war aber genial 
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Es macht wieder einen Sinn den PC zu starten! <3
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Frauen... 
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| | Zitat von ecolor
Wann merkt man, dass seine freundin zu jung für einen ist?
Spoiler - markieren, um zu lesen:
wenn man flugzeuggeräusche machen muss, damit sie ihn in den Mund nimmt
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Alter!
edit sez: YAY! Funfred is back!
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 2 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von honkbaer am 15.07.2009 13:12]
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Hahahahaha, super
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Maan was ist das denn fürn Englisch.
Kann mir den jemand erklären?
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Aus welchem Film? | |
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Muppet Show. | |
Die Olle?
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Ist aus Ferris Bueller's Day off aka "Ferris macht Blau"
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Nebby am 15.07.2009 13:16]
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Wie wahr 
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xkcd muss man mit alt-tag posten!
Hey, what are the odds -- five Ayn Rand fans on the same train! Must be going to a convention.
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| | Zitat von Absonoob
In Soviet Russia, scooter rides you!
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Ahhhhh...ähh 
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Lost Parodie mit Spielfiguren.
Link
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT!
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