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Aber Crusher hat Wesley mitgebracht.
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Ja gut, das ist ein mächtiger Minuspunkt.
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Gleich mal trainieren gehen.
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Gleich mal in der Krossen Krabbe Burger braten gehen.
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Das der da nicht selbst von wach wird, aller. Was für einen Schlaf manche Leute haben.
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Das ist doch Senti aufm CHGW
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Wow. Ich finde Varion nicht mal scheiße, aber dazwischen liegen ja Welten.
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Sollte das nicht eher ein Muezzin sein? 
Aber dem englischen Text in dem Video ist ja irgendwie eh nicht zu trauen. 
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Ah, das ist die Folge mit dem Klassiker:
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Das wäre ein Touchdown geworden, der Running Back war quasi durch...
aber the dog of defence tackelt in letzter Sekunde.
Ganz großes Tennis!!!
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von EL ZORRO am 18.04.2021 10:52]
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Scarlett Johansson and some guy were the only survivors of a shipwreck.
They didn't know each other before the shipwreck, but he did know who she was...
At the beginning it was hard, but as time passed, this guy learnt how to provide food and shelter, he started taking care of her, and eventually she started caring about him... after all, there wasn't anybody else in the island...
He eventually built a cabin, had a functioning automatic potable water supply, and all sorts of little clever commodities, all done to make her life easier... it was the most effort any man had ever done for her, and all the hard work made him fit, she noticed this...
One night after some wildlife attacked and he defended her successfully, getting a few cuts in the process, she threw herself at him and they made love, after that, they where for all intents and purposes a couple with an above regular sex life.
But for some reason he started drifting away, something was bothering him. And she noticed... "What's wrong?" Scarlett Johansson asked, "Nothing..." the guy would say...
She pestered him for a while eventually saying she would do ANYTHING he needed or wanted to make him feel good again, just because she really cared for him a lot, and even if he wasn't asking, she felt it was the least she owed it to him...
"Really?, you'll do anything I'd like?"
"yes" she said "anything!"
"ok, first i want you to take off you toga and get into this pair of work jeans that somehow washed on the shore"
"ok..."
"now put this shirt on please, but first, "tape" your boobs so they are flat"
"wha... ok, I'd say I'd do anything" she said lovingly.
"ok, now, take this hat and wear it, but tuck your hair under it"
She was kinda confused, but non the less, she wanted to make him happy, so she tucked her hair under the hat.
"Now id like for you to grab this piece of soot and paint yourself a beard and a mustache"
"ok... if this is what you want..." she muttered.
"now, please, put on these sunglasses, and start walking down the beach I'll catch up to you in a bit", he said a bit excited...
She started walking... wondering... doubting herself... just confused about what had just happened, maybe it wasn't her, maybe it was h... suddenly the guy grabs her by her shoulder turns her around and says: "DUDE!!! you won't believe who I've been fucking for the past 6 months!"
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Find ich lustig.
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TIL: Uno Karten dabei haben.
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Ach das is Varion? TIL
mein Gott, kann man posten, Edellulz ist natürlich was anderes. Schulhofhumor
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Ach das is Varion? TIL
mein Gott, kann man posten, Edellulz ist natürlich was anderes. Schulhofhumor
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Darum hast Du Dich gewundert wieso ich in Deinen Kofferraum geschifft hatte.
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Ach das is Varion? TIL
mein Gott, kann man posten, Edellulz ist natürlich was anderes. Schulhofhumor
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Darum hast Du Dich gewundert wieso ich in Deinen Kofferraum geschifft hatte.
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Achso; ich hab mich eigentlich gar nicht gewundert (wie auch, mit einem Auto das wie ein Scheißhaus aussieht)
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Ach das is Varion? TIL
mein Gott, kann man posten, Edellulz ist natürlich was anderes. Schulhofhumor
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Findest du das nicht lustig?
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Falls wer eine Fassung mit Ton findet...
Your ass looks fat in that skirt. I mean, yes ma'am.
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This is my hole
it was made for me
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| Thema: Funzerthread ( Put a tanktop on bro ) |
