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| Zitat von AJ Alpha
Der Winter existiert nur, damit man den Sommer zu schätzen weiß. Das hat Wetterpapst Petrus so arrangiert.
Lolpapst DodesCobrer weiß analog, dass ein mäßiger Lol ab und an erst für richtige Wertschätzung der seriösen Knüller sorgt.
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Ey Tschey Analpha, denkst Du etwa das wär lustig?
Also ich finds lustig. Ein... bisschen.
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Der macht immer so Witze wie "zum Bleistift" und so!
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Das ist überhaupt nicht krustig.
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Ich mag ihn, auch wenn er gerne an Bleistiften herumspielt.
E: Scheisse ich werde gerade ganz spitz.
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Affentütü am 13.01.2022 17:46]
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Für was ist der Stutzen dann unter den der junge Mann seinen Beutel hält? Wenn man mit der Schubkarre kommt?
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| Zitat von Armag3ddon
Der macht immer so Witze wie "zum Bleistift" und so!
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ich fang WIRKLICH noch an mit dergestalt Scheysenschmutz
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AJ Alpha transportiert seinen Stutzen und den Beutel auch immer in der Schubkarre.
Ach kacke, genug für heute.
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ne komm mach weiter
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ne komm mach weiter
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Das hat sie auch immer gesagt, danach war der Bleistift zerbröselt.
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Für mich ein Wunder, dass da nicht regelmäßig Leute bei sterben.
Hyp
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Explaining the Pandemic to my Past Self Part 6
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Ah, Polizei, dein Freund und Helfer.
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Huuii, er hat mal wieder ein Video gemacht! :O
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Was ist das denn für ne abgeschnittene Kacke?
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Das ist das gleiche Video
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Bei DCs Version fehlen knapp 33% des Videos.
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Bei DCs Version fehlen knapp 33%
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Nee. Beide Videos haben 40 Sekunden.
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Nobody should tell me what to do!
Ist aber vermutlich Great Britain
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von [KDO2412]Mr.Jones am 14.01.2022 11:45]
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Sehr gut
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Player 1 (white shirt, henceforth called Wheels) is a Warhammer powergamer. His gimmick is to hold his entire army in reserve. The opponent will be forced to deploy conservatively, since Wheels' side of the field will be empty. At the beginning of his first turn, Wheels will deploy his entire force in a compact "spearhead", then advance and pierce the enemy line at its weakest point.
Player 2 (black shirt, let's call him Shooter) is aware of Wheels' gimmick.
During the normal deployment/setup phase, Shooter places his commander on the field. In Warhammer, two players are supposed to take turns - deploying and counter-deploying until everything is on the field. However, Wheels announces that he's deploying nothing - he'll hold his entire force in reserve (as he planned all along).
Shooter places a row of scouts into a single thin skirmish line covering Wheels' entire edge of the table. Scouts can be deployed anywhere, but anti-cheese rules prevent him putting a scout within 30 cm of an opposing unit, but there are no opposing units anywhere on the field and so the rule is moot. Tactically, these scouts are fucked - they have no cover, no support, and they're on open ground. As soon as the opposing cavalry takes the field, these guys will die. The deployment phase ends.
It's now Wheels' turn. Shooter informs him that the game is over. Wheels can't actually deploy any of his motorcycles - anti-cheese rules prevent him from placing a reserve unit within 5cm of an enemy model. There isn't a single 5cm gap anywhere on Wheels' edge of the field. Wheels' entire force is doomed to sit uselessly "in reserve" until the game ends, at which point he'll lose automatically because Shooter controls the entire map.
The tournament officials declared that Shooter's interpretation of the rules was technically correct and granted him the victory.
And now you know why Shooter is smiling while Wheels is poring over a rulebook.
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