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sieht nach goparc münster aus.
*edit* voll lustig!
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von h3llfir3 am 09.08.2009 17:14]
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sieht nach goparc münster aus.
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Eindeutig. Man kann nicht so viel essen wie man kotzen möchte.
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sieht nach goparc münster aus.
*edit* voll lustig!
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Richtig.
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Scheiß GoParc gibts auch in Münster? Hättest du das nich gesagt hätte ich sofort Herford geraten. 
Anal Bleaching ist bestimmt super.
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Hier war neulich eine "Gangbang"-Party.
Die Fotos davon waren allerdings die übliche "Die-dickste-Dorftussi-wird-zum-Schluss-abgeschleppt"-Feier.
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Ahahaha, zu geil!
e/ Der Gorilla!
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Underground Man am 09.08.2009 17:55]
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yeah. anal bleaching. I'm In!
Lol geil.
Mittwoch sind im Parc Frauenarzt und Manny Marc
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Gratis Anal Bleaching? Goil!
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Hast du nicht auch noch ein paar gute Witze? Du hast immer die besten \o/
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leider nein, nachdem nun auch der letzte admin die firma verlassen hat wurde die mailingliste wohl mit stillgelegt. auch sind 2 von 3 foren aus denen ich witze bezogen habe dazu übergegangen nur noch yt links und bilder zuposten. der gute alte pointierte witz ist stark vom aussterben bedroht 
/e aber eine quelle bleibt ja noch ... 
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He
knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to
touch them, but he had to try.
One day Nick revealed his secret desire
to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to
more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to
arrange it. Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense... Upon being summoned
to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the
King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,
would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the
saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch...
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to
their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching
powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick
worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The
Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his
payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now
satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio
could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him
to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching
powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of the story.............
Pay your bills
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von [DtS]theSameButcher am 09.08.2009 19:17]
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Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name calling, Steve headed home frustrated.
The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve. He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"
"I didn't have to," Steve replied.
Yesterday, when I left work , I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing. Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want'.....
So, Here I am!"
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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab.
I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique....a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, and long graceful legs all the way up to her rear end . You know the kind. So I'm in my room, in the hotel where I'm well known, and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.
"Hello?" the woman says. God, she sounded sexy.
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
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Awesome
¤: Hitlerquote:
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von loliger_rofler am 09.08.2009 19:53]
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das ist weder noch sondern künstliches Zeugs.
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Super, jetzt hör ich jedes mal wenn ich einen der songs höre den mist da raus! 
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Scheiß GoParc gibts auch in Münster? Hättest du das nich gesagt hätte ich sofort Herford geraten.
Anal Bleaching ist bestimmt super.
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Pahahah dito....
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Ja.
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 Warum bietet man denn bitte Anal Bleaching in ner Disse an?
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Warum bietet man denn bitte Anal Bleaching in ner Disse an?
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weils ne Brüno vs Borat Party ist:
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Wie kann man die Wall of Death mit sowas vergleichen?
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Das geht sehr gut...
In einer Art Massenhysterie tut man anderen Menschen weh, übt Gewalt auf andere aus. Bei diesem Tanzen in Jamaika ist es eben sexuelle Gewalt, die vorgespielt wird. das Prinzip dahinter ist aber ein Ähnliches.
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na komm, erklärs halt mit dem N-word! for teh lulz!
SFT:
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Frittierte Schweinehaut? 
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für die coder
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 2 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von fdx am 09.08.2009 22:42]
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wer jetzt den spruch bringt "i like big butts..." is total bescheuert.
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