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So dämlich 
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Ich nerde gerade hinter einer riesigen Panoramascheibe mit Blick auf die Berge. 
Kommen zwei Rentner rein.
"Oh! Schau mal, der Abendstern."
"Hey, den gibt's bei uns auch."
*facepalm*
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Ich bräuchte mal diese RTL Doku wo fette Menschen Hotels, Cafes usw. testen, hab schon den ganzen Funthread durchforstet 
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Immortalized am 14.08.2009 21:41]
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| | Zitat von elkawe
Ich nerde gerade hinter einer riesigen Panoramascheibe mit Blick auf die Berge.
Kommen zwei Rentner rein.
"Oh! Schau mal, der Abendstern."
"Hey, den gibt's bei uns auch."
*facepalm*
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Der helle "Stern", den man zur Zeit sieht, ist aber der Jupiter!!
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Passend zu Galileo Mystery jetzt:
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YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2009
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When.....
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works a t the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13.. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOURSELF
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ich warte auf die liste, in der dann steht:
"15: nr. 9 is garnich da!
16: Du hast nachgeguckt olololol!
17: Nr. 9 ist doch da! Genatzt!"
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A young guy from Nebraska moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Omaha."
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow." I'll come down after we close and see how you did."
His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. "How many customers bought something from you today? The kid says, "One".
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?"
The kid says, "$101,237.65 ".
The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Boston Whaler. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?"
The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.'"
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When.....
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.
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Umm. 
Aber auch Britinnen können sich in den Ferien über Erstaunliches beklagen. Eine Reisende drohte damit, die Polizei zu rufen, weil sie vom Personal in ihr Hotelzimmer eingesperrt worden sei. Doch das Problem konnte am Ende ohne amtlichen Beistand gelöst werden: Das "Bitte nicht stören"-Schild hing bei ihrer Ankunft innen an der Hoteltür und die Dame hatte das so interpretiert, dass sie das Zimmer nicht verlassen darf.
Oh dear...
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Godoelk am 14.08.2009 22:37]
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Kennt jeder, aber ich suche die Version, in der der Typ rausgeht und die Sonne dann aggro abgeht. So SuperMarioStyle. Bin zu blöd, das zu googlen.
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ich warte auf die liste, in der dann steht:
"15: nr. 9 is garnich da!
16: Du hast nachgeguckt olololol!
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vor nicht allzulanger zeit so auf ner amerikanischen seite gesehen
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ich warte auf die liste, in der dann steht:
"15: nr. 9 is garnich da!
16: Du hast nachgeguckt olololol!
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vor nicht allzulanger zeit so auf ner amerikanischen seite gesehen
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mir ging's aber um's "ha, verarscht, das ist doch da!", oder fehlt das da in dem quote eher zufällig?
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Kennt jeder, aber ich suche die Version, in der der Typ rausgeht und die Sonne dann aggro abgeht. So SuperMarioStyle. Bin zu blöd, das zu googlen.
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Gibts ds zufällig auch in größer?
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Man Stories
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1.. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy Crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no just taking a Shit".
2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I Realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and asked him to Forgive me.
3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out "get this out of me? Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You did This to me you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, "it'll be too painful."
4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual Checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and She told me, "because I am trying to examine you."
5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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SEHR gut!
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jokes
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man deine witze sammlung rettet auch jeden fun thread
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Vier Kreise. Also im Kreis, jeweils. Irgendwie.
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And now for something completely different:
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ist jetz keine normale musik nach meinem geschmack, aber fetzt irgendwie
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Alter...mir wird schwindelig... oO
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