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Wow, acht Jahre jünger als Lindsay Lohan aber die Kellertreppe schon zwei Stufen weiter. Die sieht ja furchtbar aus.
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Das war kein guter Jahrgang für die Menschheit 
/e: Na toll, dafür ne neue Seite.
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von csde_rats am 20.10.2013 1:30]
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der, an dem die kuh dranhängt.
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Da riecht es aber auch nicht nach Heu.
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Haha, der Typ vorne dran.
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Praca, Praca, lol lol lol
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I spadły jaja w niemal śmiechem!
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• I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
• When chemists die, they barium.
• Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
• A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
• I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
• How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
• I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
• I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
• They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
• This dyslexic man walks into a bra.
• I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
• A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.
• When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
• What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.
• I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
• Broken pencils are pointless.
• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
• I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
• I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
• I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
• Velcro - what a rip off!
• Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Nope, sorry.
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Nope, sorry.
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So there was this slightly introverted high school student who had never asked a girl to a dance. It's his senior year and he feels that he should go to prom. So he musters up the courage and asks one of his friends. She says yes. Now he has to prepare for the dance. The next day, he goes to buy his tickets, and there is a huge line. So he waits, and waits, and waits, then he finally gets the tickets. The next day, he goes with his date to go get a dress. When they get to the store, there is a huge line going out the door. So the wait, they wait, and they wait. Finally, they get to the front and buy a dress. After this, they go to men's warehouse to get him a suit for the dance, and there is a huge line going out the door. So they wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get in and buy a nice suit. The next day, he remembers that he needs to order a corsage. So he goes to the local store and there is a huge line. So he waits, waits, and waits until he gets his order in. Now it's the day before prom and he wakes up and realizes that he forgot to order a limo, so he calls up the limo rental place. All the lines are busy so he decides to go into the place. When he gets there, he sees the line stretching out the door and around the corner. So he waits, and waits, and waits, until finally he was lucky enough to get the very last limo. So now it's the night of the dance and when they get to the prom, the school is doing mandatory drug testing, so there is a huge line getting into the prom. So the wait, wait, and wait. Finally they get to the front and they both pass their drug tests. Now the dance was going pretty good for about a half an hour, until he really, really had to go to the bathroom. So he takes off to go, and he sees this huge line going out of the bathroom. He waits, waits, and waits until he finally takes care of his business. When he comes out of the bathroom, he notices that a crowd has formed around his date. She had just randomly passed out. Someone says to him, "hey, you're her date, go get her some punch." So he goes over to the punch table and thank god, there is no punch line.
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Und ich habs ganz gelesen.
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Meinten Sie...?
>be 17
>beta as fuck
>prom night incoming
>8/10 friend
>ask her out
>she says yes
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weeeeee
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Das hat jemand aufgehoben?
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Toll, wetten Diskette 2971 hat wieder nen Lesefehler?
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Gabs da nicht ne Seite die diese Comics erklärt? 
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Was soll man da groß erklären?
Joan ist einfach nur krank im Kopf. Und ich mag ihn.
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Klassiker: Fu... Pecker!
Kann ich mich heute noch drüber beömmeln
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lol, richtig lustig.... und nun gehe mein Klo sauber machen, Pole.
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lol, richtig lustig.... und nun gehe mein Klo sauber machen, Pole.
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