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Soll vielleicht ein bisschen vaginal aussehen, kA
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Wat. 
Die Person geht davon aus, dass sie über irgendein Objekt gebrettert sein muss, was sich dann in den Reifen gedrückt hat - anstatt zu checken, dass das Ding einfach nur bis aufs Gewebe runtergefahren ist.
/e: Wäre mit Ketten natürlich nicht passiert.
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von -=Charon=- am 21.11.2022 18:04]
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Soll vielleicht ein bisschen vaginal aussehen, kA
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Wat.
Die Person geht davon aus, dass sie über irgendein Objekt gebrettert sein muss, was sich dann in den Reifen gedrückt hat - anstatt zu checken, dass das Ding einfach nur bis aufs Gewebe runtergefahren ist.
/e: Wäre mit Ketten natürlich nicht passiert.
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Hab keine Angst, der Große Graue Wolf Sif ist nicht real.
Währenddessen:
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Ob du die scheiss Sonne praised hab ich gefragt???
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A bagpiper was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be held at a cemetery in the country. As the bagpiper was not familiar with this area, he got lost and, being a proud man, didn’t ask for directions.
Finally, an hour late, he arrived and saw the funeral director had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. He felt very bad and apologised to the men for being late. He went to the side of the grave and looked down to see the vault lid already in place. Not knowing what else to do, he started to play.
The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. He played out his heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. And as he played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, he wept, they all wept together.
When he finished, he packed up his bagpipes and started for his car. Though his head hung low, his heart was full. As he opened the door to his car, he heard one of the workers say: “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”
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| | Zitat von Smoking44*
Hab keine Angst, der Große Graue Wolf Sif ist nicht real.
Währenddessen:
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Praise the sun.
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A man with severe headaches went to the doctor.
The doctor examined him and eventually said: “The good news is I can cure your headaches but the bad news is that you have a rare condition that causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only solution is to remove the testicles.”
The man was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He thought for a while but decided he had no choice but to go through with it.
Afterwards, he was headache free for the first time in over 20 years, but he still felt sad that he was missing a part of himself. As he walked down the street he saw a men’s clothing store and thought he needed a new suit.
An elderly salesman eyed him quickly and said: “Let’s see, you’re a size 44 long”.
The man replied: “That’s right, how did you know?”
“Been in the business 60 years!” the salesman said.
The man tried on the suit and it fit perfectly. The tailor asked: “How about a new shirt?” The man nodded his head.
“Let’s see, 16 and a half neck, 34 sleeves,” the salesman said. The man was surprised again that the shirt fit perfectly as well.
The salesman then asked: “How about new underwear?” The man nodded again.
The salesman stepped back, eyed the man’s waist and said: “Let’s see, size 36.”
The man laughed and replied: “Finally I’ve got you! I’ve worn size 32 since I was 18 years old.”
The tailor shook his head and answered: “You can’t wear a size 32. Size 32 underwear would press your testicles against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.”
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mumpfelgrumpf
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https://floor796.com/
Jede Menge Shit zum Entdecken. Quasi wie dieses zusammengesetzte Pot-Ding, nur animiert.
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schön.
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Not bad
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Halt die Fresse und nimm meine scheiß Kohle.
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| | Zitat von Mürbchen 3rd
https://floor796.com/
Jede Menge Shit zum Entdecken. Quasi wie dieses zusammengesetzte Pot-Ding, nur animiert.
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Chuck Norris anklicken.
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https://floor796.com/
Jede Menge Shit zum Entdecken. Quasi wie dieses zusammengesetzte Pot-Ding, nur animiert.
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Chuck Norris anklicken.
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Ha der Typ mit den 2 roten Knöpfen.
ok wieviele memes stecken da drin?
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| | Zitat von moha
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https://floor796.com/
Jede Menge Shit zum Entdecken. Quasi wie dieses zusammengesetzte Pot-Ding, nur animiert.
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Chuck Norris anklicken.
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Tolle Seite!
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Ich will das als Desktop-Wallpaper
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Ich will das als Desktop-Wallpaper
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Bei About kann man das Bild runterladen
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Ich will das als Desktop-Wallpaper
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Bei About kann man das Bild runterladen
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Will aber kein Standbild. Oder kann KDE animierte Wallpaper?
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Es gibt da alle Frames zur Auswahl. Damit kannst du dir dann einfach was basteln und mir dann auch zukommen lassen.
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Es gibt da alle Frames zur Auswahl. Damit kannst du dir dann einfach was basteln und mir dann auch zukommen lassen.
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Das übersteigt meine Skills in allen betroffenen Bereich bei weitem.
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