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Ich will nen Leik-Battn wie auf Fäizbuck
Sehr N1.
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Überragend!
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Oh Gott, Tange - das ist hier in der Nähe. Ein Kumpel ist da immer anzutreffen.
Ein ganz, ganz gruseliger Ort 
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hahaha
grad in einem aktuellen mmo meine gefährtenfrau mit ner anderen beschissen, man gab das ne szene aufm raumschiff! 
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Ein ganz, ganz gruseliger Ort
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Auf jeden Fall D:
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Danke übrigens für's Anfixen 
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Ladies and Gentlemen. Der Kameraman:
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Ich will nen Leik-Battn wie auf Fäizbuck
Sehr N1.
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Geht da irgendein Witz an mir vorbei? 
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Das macht echt so hart betroffen...
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Die Cookies im McCafé sind super. 
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Wie die Katze einfach mal komplett überfordert ist mit der Situation. Man sieht förmlich, wie sich alle Systeme nach und nach verabschieden. Der Zeitpunkt des Umfallens kommt einem Reboot nach einem Systemfehler sehr nahe.
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Descartes entered a bar. The bartender went up to him and asked, "Do you want a beer?"
Descartes answered, "I think not", and vanished.
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A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop walks up to him and says, "Welcome sir, do you have any bags I can take for you?" The Photon replies, "Nope-- I'm traveling light!"
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A programmer is leaving his house to pick up his dry cleaning. His wife tells him, "While you're out, do some grocery shopping." The programmer never returns home.
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A man and woman are in a computer programming lecture. The man touches the woman's breasts.
"Hey!" she says. "Those are private!"
The man says, "But we're in the same class!"
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A star walks up to a black hole and seems unfazed.
The black hole turns around and says:
"Um, sir, I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation."
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A superconductor walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender tells him to get the fuck out. The superconductor puts up no resistance.
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4 engineers are traveling in a car; a mechE, an EE, a Chemical Engineer, and a computer engineer, when the car stops working. "it must be something with the engine" the mechE states, " i'll run out of the car and open the hood". "Ill go with you and make sure the wiring hasn't failed" exclaims the EE. The Chem E says, "I'll take a fuel sample." They all turn and look to the Comp E and ask his opinion. He stares back blankly and states, "What if we get out of the car then get back in again?"
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There are two types of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
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A physicist, an engineer and a statistician are trying to shoot a deer.
The physicist makes some calculations and assumes a vaccum. His shot lands 3 meters short.
The engineer adds a fudge-factor for air resistance, but overestimates it and overshoots by 3 meters.
The statistician yells "Got the bugger!"
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A mathematician and a physicist are brought into a room where a beautiful blonde lies half-naked on a bed. She beckons to them, but not before saying, "When you walk toward me, the length of every step you take must equal half the distance between us."
The mathematician does some quick calculations and mutters, "But that means I'll never reach you!"
He throws his hands up and stomps out of the room.
The blonde looks at the physicist and asks, "Well? What about you?"
The physicist laughs and starts walking the walk. "I may never reach you, but I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"
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Did you hear about the guy who got cooled to absolute zero?
He's 0K now.
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A programmer is leaving his house to pick up his dry cleaning. His wife tells him, "While you're out, do some grocery shopping." The programmer never returns home.
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Der hat tatsächlich 'nen Moment gedauert
// Zwischenposter sollen sich in den Creepythread verziehen 
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von black_velvet am 28.06.2012 9:32]
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A programmer is leaving his house to pick up his dry cleaning. His wife tells him, "While you're out, do some grocery shopping." The programmer never returns home.
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Der hat tatsächlich 'nen Moment gedauert
// Zwischenposter sollen sich in den Creepythread verziehen
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Dito .
Von welchem Film ist das creepy Bild?
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wie kann man nur so behindert sein?
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witzige Witze
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Sehr gut, bitte mehr
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A programmer is leaving his house to pick up his dry cleaning. His wife tells him, "While you're out, do some grocery shopping." The programmer never returns home.
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Der hat tatsächlich 'nen Moment gedauert
// Zwischenposter sollen sich in den Creepythread verziehen
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Die Witze sind geil, nur den hab ich nicht verstanden... hab zwar Grocery List Programming gefunden, aber kann mir keinen Reim draus machen.
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Die Witze sind geil, nur den hab ich nicht verstanden... hab zwar Grocery List Programming gefunden, aber kann mir keinen Reim draus machen.
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Informatikerlogik: Er hat die Bitte als Schleifenbefehl verstanden, der sagt: Solange du draußen bist, gehst du etwas einkaufen. Da man dabei immer noch draußen ist -> Endlosschleife.
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HA! Der ist in der Tat geil.
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A mathematician and a physicist are brought into a room where a beautiful blonde lies half-naked on a bed. She beckons to them, but not before saying, "When you walk toward me, the length of every step you take must equal half the distance between us."
The mathematician does some quick calculations and mutters, "But that means I'll never reach you!"
He throws his hands up and stomps out of the room.
The blonde looks at the physicist and asks, "Well? What about you?"
The physicist laughs and starts walking the walk. "I may never reach you, but I'll be close enough for all practical purposes!"
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Mwahaha! Sehr schön!
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