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Die wissen auch nicht wohin...
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| | Zitat von Xerxes-3.0
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Wo wir schon beim Zusammenwürfeln von Wörtern sind hier gleich noch ein Klassiker:
Sprichwortrekombinator
Wenn der Berg nicht zum Propheten kommt, haben die Krümel zu schweigen.
So deep 
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Besser schnell gestorben als blind.
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In dem Fall muss ich es Posten:
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"Nichts muss früh aufstehen"
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Es heißt DER SPECK 
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"There will be blood"
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wah!
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tschy2m
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Suche den Comic, in dem ein Typ zockt, im Spiel stirbt/verliert und dann auf der Couch eine ernste Zockerhaltung einnimmt, um ernst zu spielen.
War erst vor kurzem hier.
Danke
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Pro mode activated!
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well that was random
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| | Zitat von JohnsonDoe
Pro mode activated!
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Guter Einsatz des GIF-Formats!
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Jedes.
mal.
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Ach ja, einem vor Wut heulendem Blag mal richtig schön eine zu kleben ist doch ein uralter Menschheitstraum.
Ich stelle mir dann vor, wie es wohl wäre, wenn ich eine Universalfernbedienung hätte und den kleinen Scheißer einfach muten könnte. Würde er vor Erstaunen aufhören? Würde er versuchen nur noch mehr zu brüllen, doch außer dem ohnmächtigen Klatschen seiner kleinen Hände und Füße auf dem Boden würde nichts meine Ruhe stören, während er sich wütend auf der Erde wälzt?
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Ich stelle mir dann vor, wie es wohl wäre, wenn ich eine Universalfernbedienung hätte und den kleinen Scheißer einfach muten könnte. Würde er vor Erstaunen aufhören? Würde er versuchen nur noch mehr zu brüllen, doch außer dem ohnmächtigen Klatschen seiner kleinen Hände und Füße auf dem Boden würde nichts meine Ruhe stören, während er sich wütend auf der Erde wälzt?
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Geile Idee! Sollte man mal einen enttäuschenden Film von machen.
quake.
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da gabs doch mal sowas ähnliches...
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Postillon24 Nachrichten
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von Olschi am 01.05.2014 14:39]
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Police officers of the world what call have you attended that could be categorized as "I've got first world problems, better call the police"?
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- Got called to a woman's house to verify that her power was actually out. It was.
- A woman was blocking the road on a main street in town, because someone was in her favorite parking spot and she wouldn't move until she could park there.
- Received a call that a man's friend wouldn't return his DVDs a night early (they were shortly returned).
- A woman called saying that she lost a ring and a pack of cigarettes. Upon arriving and after looking for about 10 minutes, she realized she was wearing the ring, and she had smoked the cigarettes.
- A man stormed into the PD, furious that his wife had opened a new savings account under her name without the bank getting his permission.
- In my rookie year I went to a lady's apartment for a possible burglary. When we got there, she told us the birds on her roof were annoying her and we had to clear them off.
- Repeatedly get calls in a more affluent part of our county complaining about a neighbor mowing and the cut grass landing on the complainant's lawn. Same area...complaint about a pizza delivery car parked on the curb. Apparently the car wasn't up to the "standards" of the neighborhood and they didn't want it visible. They were actually delivering a pizza.
- neighbour planted tree that would obstruct their view in 50+ years (I walked away after speaking to the complainant);
- mom called in that her daughter was psychotic and suicidal because she didnt want to go to the mall with her (took mom for psych eval);
- wife called in domestic because her husband was destroying her things (she was a hoarder, he snapped and started cleaning);
- two drivers, both called in because they had been driving down the street facing eachother and neither would move to the side to pass for 20 minutes blocking traffic in both directions
- someone 4 blocks away was parked perpendicular in a parallel spot... in their own private driveway
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Mach doch einen screenshot du depp
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| Thema: Funthread ( It will be funny at some point ) |
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