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Langsam kriege ich Mitleid mit dem Messias
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[Dieser Beitrag wurde 1 mal editiert; zum letzten Mal von [k44] Obi Wahn am 29.05.2017 16:07]
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| | Zitat von Aspe
Noch laghed ihr, vong lachem her.
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fyp
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Meinten Sie: vong lustigkeit her?
I b1ms dein Gugel.
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AskReddit,2 dazu.
| | | I worked at an amusement park in college. One of the rides I worked had an announcement before starting listing a variety of medical conditions and recommends if you have one of them you don't ride. One of them is "if you think you might be pregnant". The number of teenage boys who would announce to the entire ride "I'm pregnant guys, I guess I can't ride!" per day was mind numbing. | |
| | | How about EVERY SINGLE PERSON who stoops down below the "you must be this tall" line like they're the first prick to ever think of it. | |
| | | I work at a bank. People walk up and I ask how I can help them. "Well how about a million bucks!?" I smile and say that would be nice. Next person comes up and I ask how I can help them. "Help me find a million bucks!" | |
| | | When i check to see if the money is real and they go "just printed it this morning" | |
| | | You think that's bad try being a doorman at a bar. At least 50 times a night. "It's fake" lolololol fucking comedy genius | |
| | Same with my grandpa at the Canadian border decades ago. "Are you carrying any drugs or alcohol" or something like that. He replied "sure, what do you need?"
They took out the seats, searched everything, found nothing, left him to put it back together.
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| | | pizza delivery driver here, i swear to god every male to answer the door tells me it's " my night to cook!! hahah lol" | |
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Mahl deine Zeit doch selber! LELELEL!
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| | Zitat von Schievel
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es gibt die drehenden Stangen um die sich gedreht wird, während die Stange mitdreht
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Physiker hassen diesen Trick.
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Related:
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Ich wusste ich hab den schonmal gesehen:
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| | Zitat von statixx
Mahl deine Zeit doch selber! LELELEL!
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Genau SO einen Kollegen hab ich.
Und wenn man ihn einfach ignoriert, wiederholt er sowas auch gern noch 2-3 Mal. 
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Und ich dacht schon ich bin der einzige der's nicht rafft...
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"lol, fidget spinner"
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Achso, lol!
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Oben Links das Wasserzeichen...
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Was ist an diesen spinners eige tlich so neu? Die gibts doch gefühlt seit jahren.
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Patent abgelaufen oder so.
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Sehe ich das Falsch oder kann Magnum auch ohne Kabel oder Antenne telefonieren?
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Mr. Masters hatte halt immer den neusten Shit
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Wenn man es mal so sieht, dann hatte Magnum eigentlich nix ausser seinen Klamotten und seiner Knarre. Er kannte nur die richtigen Leute mit dem richtigen Zeug und war so nett zu denen, das sie es ihm gerne geliehen haben.
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Ne Pepsi-Rolex 
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| Thema: Funthread ( no pRon edition, please ) |
